01719cam a2200301 4500 2764424482 TxAuBib 20250519120000.0 260519s2011||||||||||||||||||||||||eng|u 9781423618614 1423618610 vfv189 CloudLibrary MnSpTMCL eng MnSpTMCL TxAuBib English, Roy. Advice from a Country Farmer [CloudLibrary] / English, Roy. [S.l. : Gibbs Smith, 2011. 1 online resource. 128 p. Electronic book. The author of Don't Whiz on an Electric Fence and When I Am an Old Coot spreads some down-home, hard-won, gut-busting facts. Dishing out witty one-liners and old-fashioned country logic the same way an old camp cook dishes out beans and biscuits, Roy English's Advice from a Country Farmer is simply this—no-nonsense humor and wisdom from a country gentleman schooled in common sense and kindness. - "Most farmers work only half a day; the other twelve hours they do other stuff."- "When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty."- "Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles." - "Horsepower is no substitute for horse sense."- "The only farmers who sleep late are in the cemetery.""Nobody works harder than a farmer, except maybe a farmer's wife.". Electronic reproduction. [S.l.] Gibbs Smith 2011 Available via World Wide Web. Format: Adobe EPUB. Requires: CloudLibrary (file size: 729.0 KB.) HUMOR|Form. Electronic books. CloudLibrary. https://ebook.yourcloudlibrary.com/library/ereadtexas-document_id-vfv189 CloudLibrary CLMPL